DCFY

      A young girl goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

“Impossible,” says the doctor, “Show me.” She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she makes her scream. “Oops…” The doctor looks at her and says. “Other parts of your body are all right, but your finger is broken.”